Always short staffed, tripled with no PCT/CNAs and you need to change/bathe all patients on PMs with no help. Charge monitors 3 units on diff floors so you can never find them. No arterial lines so you are hoping your patient on 3-4 drips and cycling their BP frequently is enough. No intensivists, ever. MDs don't show up to codes.

Short staffed, no ancillary help, cliquey, equipment is always broken or missing. Not enough providers, old and dirty hospital.